I'll be whatever I wanna do.It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
But existing is basically all I do!
Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?